i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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