Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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