god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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