shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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