My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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