Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
