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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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