So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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