The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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