i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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