I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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