I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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