another moral hangover. fuck.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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