i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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