So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Are we still banned from the library?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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