The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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