Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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