I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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