Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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