piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You need a sexual gate keeper
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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