I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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