i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
