Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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