I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Randomize
