i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
