Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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