I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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