just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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