Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
How external is "for external use only"?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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