i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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