My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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