so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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