You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
