Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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