We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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