Dual....:-)
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
