saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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