I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
So. Much. Porn.
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