whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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