Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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