using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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