would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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