so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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