She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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