so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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