I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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