i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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