I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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