I wish i was in the wii world.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
jump out the window naked night went bad
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