i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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