Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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