We're facebook friends in real life
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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