That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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