haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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