Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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